Wednesday, February 3, 2010

My Favorite Pregnancy Dream

What? 2 in one day!? I know, i'm on a roll. :)

I have to write down this dream because it's quite funny.

Sunday night I dreamt that my water broke in my sleep.  (Talk of how full moons can affect your amniotic fluid must've gotten my dream juices flowing.)  I "woke up" to a wet bed and wondered if i was just really sweaty or if my water had broken.  When I went to the bathroom, sure enough my water broke.
So I called Labor and Delivery, as instructed, to let them know.  Wouldn't you know, they outsourced to India!  A highly-accented man came on the line and didn't know what to do.  I got so frustrated with him. "You don't know anything!"  I screamed then said "Look, I'm just coming, OK? You better be ready for me!" and hung up on him.

When I actually woke up from my dream, i was quite dissapointed that the bed was dry.  Oh well. ;)

1 comment:

Garret of Jim and Garret said...

Wow, give the kid a cool middle name like Camel. Pronounced Ka-Mall of course.